This deserved posting because it is just… brilliant! My gaming group and I often produce a verse or two of “Never Split the Party” when the situation calls for it. It’s a good song, although personally I don’t agree with the sentiment.

I’m told it’s because I play a Theif. It’s true. But if a Theif doesn’t stay out of sight, scout ahead and take problems from a different angle (usually the rear) then they’re not a very good Theif.  Just sayin’.

Don’t you know you never split the party
Clerics in the back, keep those Fighters hail and hearty;
The Wizard in the middle where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn theif out of sight.

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