Pg 51: Elven Theory on Dwarves
This week in Epic Fail: Tinuvielle and Amuletts gather evidence that Dwarves are gay.
Creator’s Commentary: Too risqué?
When Kevin first created this Dwarven Fighter I suggested the name Clod son of Sod, both referring to the earth, which then became Clodding son of Sodding and finally Clodin son of Sodin. True story.
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CLODIN: Lets just get on with it, shall we?
*Simone pauses to speak to Martin for a moment while everyone else proceeds into the room. Amuletts whispers something to Tinuvielle, who smiles*
AMULETTS: Clodin, we were just wonedering... What is your FATHER'S name?
CLODIN: Sodin, as you well know.
TINUVIELLE: Spelt S-O-double-D-I-N-G?
AMULETTS: Ha ha.
CLODIN: Oh yes - very funny!
AMULETTS: Add it to the list.
TINUVIELLE: We're compiling evidence to prove our theory.
CLODIN: What's your theory?
TINUVIELLE: Dwarves are GAY.
CLODIN: And Elves live for 500 years because it takes that long for you to GROW UP!
AMULETTS: But Dwarven 'women' have BEARDS!
TINUVIELLE: And PENISES!