This week in Epic Fail:

Yes, you are being spoken to through the fourth wall

Creator’s Commentary:

Sorry this is a bit late. Hot sunny days not good for migraine (top reason Loki and I wouldn’t get on. God of fire? Noooh! Too bright!)

In other news Loki hijacks my story. Did I want him to do this? I can assure you I’ve been arguing with him trying to persuade him not to, but he is a chaotic deity and I am merely your humble author…

↓ Transcript
LOKI: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "How can Martin be remembering this?"
AMULETTS: Huh?
LOKI: And he isn't imaginative enough to make it up.
AMULETTS: What are you on about?
LOKI: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them! *Points at audience*
LOKI: Yes. Hello! I'm telling the story now. So relax... Because nothing is under control.