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My Birthday Song

“Birthday! Birthday! Birthday! This is my Birthday Song; And I’m going to sing it all day long because it is my Birthday!”

Just a silly song I made up on my Birthday. You can sing it on yours if you like.

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The NaNoWriMo Song

Thanks to the internet’s Indie music scene Geeks now have their own soundtrack and it’s called ALLCAPS. The Band consisting of Kristina Horner and Luke Conard have a repertoire of geeky songs including ones about Comics, Robots, Zombies, World of Warcraft and Harry Potter.

But this month November, or National Novel Writers Month. I have a lot of friends who are writers (actually I’m drowning in original manuscripts) and they all have their noses to the grindstone to get that wordcount. How better to cheer them on than with a little song? The NaNoWriMo Song!

‘It’s mixture of relief, perseverance, and caffeine and just little touch of going mad.’
Good luck with NaNoWriMo you crazy, crazy people!!


NEVER Split the Party

This deserved posting because it is just… brilliant! My gaming group and I often produce a verse or two of “Never Split the Party” when the situation calls for it. It’s a good song, although personally I don’t agree with the sentiment.

I’m told it’s because I play a Theif. It’s true. But if a Theif doesn’t stay out of sight, scout ahead and take problems from a different angle (usually the rear) then they’re not a very good Theif.  Just sayin’.

Don’t you know you never split the party
Clerics in the back, keep those Fighters hail and hearty;
The Wizard in the middle where he can shed some light
And you never let that damn theif out of sight.