Wizards (1977) is a cult animated movie by Raph Bakshi which combines the post-apocalyptic and fairy tale setting. The titular ‘Wizards’ are twins that look nothing alike: Avatar is a Ginger Gnome whilst the other, Blackwolf, bears a striking resemblance to an Undead Saruman. And guess what? One is good and one is evil – but which?
So far all the participants are unscathed, but not for much longer!
Ancire retreats back to where he started whilst Amuletts tries to intercept. Taversia heads towards the cluster of pets battling it out in the center. An Octopus strikes at Haley but she was smart enough to attack at the same time, racking her teeth across three of them before being hit by a fourth. The fourth had initially concertrated on Sabine, so its hit doesn’t damage Haley, it just seers off some fur. On the other hand Sabine is getting a bit confused, unsure what to do about the terrifying cat running straight at her. The cat leaps into the air, scratching two of the octopi that were hovering over Sabine’s head with her claws. They fall to the ground, dead. The cat lands and, opening her mouth wide, decides to see if she can swallow a Guinea Pig whole! Sabine, of course, doesn’t go down easy and does a bit of damage to the inside of her, though she does not survive the trip. In the meantime Ahres is looking for something to hide behind, but the only cover available is Ancire! He jumps down from the ledge and shelters in his masters shadow.
Battle has finally commenced in the Webcomic Planet War. Thanks to the help of my loyal minions (that’s you by the way) and partly due to my own efforts I have been able to create the most powerful weapon in the arena: The Epic Fail Device! (Dun dun duuuuhhh)! Only three people stand in my way Ginpu, of Ginpu webcomic, with her army of adorable flying Octopi, Lady Taversia of Wayward Fall, with her side-kick Penny the Cat, and my arch-nemesis Ancire of Union of Heroes and his mini-gun wielding freak! All other participants have fled, either too weak or too terrified to face Evil Amuletts, let alone two killer Guinea Pigs!
Starting positions are:
I make my evil plans know to the world:
I also received a pathetic video response from Ancire of Union of Heroes about being bombed in the Webcomic Planet War, which lead to some impromptu singing:
Behold what happens to my enemies! Bow down and serve me!
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